Oliver’s Bane, Monster of the Floor,
At first you did not bother me–but no more!
You sought out one of my hidden toys,
Devoured it before my eyes!
Then you and Mommy battled,
As she fought to save my prize.
And let it now be told,
How fiercely she fought–how bold!
In the end, she won it back,
but it is not the same.
I fear that my Mr. Bill,
Will forever remain lame.